If you're waiting for Cruise's lawsuit to drop, remember that Family Guy is protected under free speech rights. In one telling episode, Katie Holmes' ankle-tracking device malfunctions, she screams, “I'm free,” and she unleashes a cage full of hunks being held captive. It's also taught us that Tom Cruise is gay. The songs chorus features the phrase ' its not gay if its in a three way ' ' Its not ghey if its on the moon ' is a sentence spoken through the Moonbase Alpha voice simulator in Rooster Teeths Lets Play of Moonbase Alpha. Family Guy: We're not sure about you, but when we check our facts, we go straight to the source for all that is just in the world, Fox's Family Guy, which tells us that Mexican kids like to play with ball-in-a-cup toys, guys drink beer with each other every night, and Renée Zellweger is ugly. '3-Way (Golden Rule) is a comedy song released by Lonely Island, Justin Timberlake, and Lady Gaga in 2011. Rogers reportedly said that Cruise told her he needed to be celibate because he “was seriously thinking of becoming a monk” and had to “maintain the purity of his instrument.” Yeah.ġ. Gay men, on the other head hand, not so much. Now, hear us out: Straight guys usually like to have sex, especially with hot Hollywood actresses. Mimi Rogers: Cruise's first wife reportedly said later that their divorce was the result of a lack of sex. Tom Cruise reportedly didn't want to hit that.
